I bet he smells like farts.

Even if it backfires, they are no worse off than they are now. Conference champion still gets a tournament slot.

Yes. Haters have always hated.

Or maybe he’s just a nice guy who wants you to feel good about yourself? Jesus Christ, they’re not all monsters, despite what some Jezzies would have you believe.

My husband is retired Navy too. We could not agree more. He’s a fucking disgrace.

Another Pens fan here. Go Flower! I can’t imagine any circumstances in which I would root for the Caps. New day, new burner needs to be checked for a concussion!

Today would have been my son’s 35th birthday. He took his own life 8 years ago. I can’t imagine what that woman was thinking; trying to sell her book to parents whose children never hurt anyone but themselves is disgusting.

Take her to Applebee’s for cosmos after book club.

I saw both years ago on a cross -country trip. And I saw an enormous statue of the Jolly Green Giant somewhere in Minnesota. And Wall Drug. It was the kitschiest road trip ever!

There was birth control in the 60's, but I get your point. Unless Bravo has figured out time travel, this show is ridiculous.

I mentioned once in passing I n Jezebel that my husband is retired Navy and I got some lunatic screeching at me about the military industrial complex. Seriously.

Peter Mayle works for me!

I lived in Scotland in the late 80's, early 90's. Can’t give blood either, but no sign of BSE yet!

Do sociopaths feel stressed?

Yeah, ok. That’s why there are Steelers bars all over the world. Went to a really cool one in Rome a few years ago. Been to several in the UK and Ireland. Tell me how many Bungles bars there are outside of Cincinnati?

Yinz hate us cuz yinz anus!

I support women. I draw the line at supporting monsters.

Blowing bubbles, what a sweet baby!

I know two different people who broke a foot getting out of bed. They weren’t old either.

Are they made of plastic? Don’t your feet get sweaty in them? They are cute, but I can’t imagine how gross they would smell. Assuming they are plastic, of course.