Duh.

Is the Bey Hive that powerful that we can’t call her out for being a Mariah level of narcissist in that photo?

These photos are embarrassing, get over yourself.

And everyone knows he meant, “for your age.”

Again with that “Have an open conversation” shit...

Hi, NW Iowan from King’s district here. What’s wrong with Iowa are the two same things that are wrong with the rest of the country. 1) the people who bitch about King don’t show up to vote him out, or even if they do, 2) our state is gerrymandered to fuck and King faces zero realistic opposition.

King may represent us…

Don’t worry about it, its a nothing burger.

“God, I hate racists and bigots and other people who make broad generalizations about whole groups of people.”

She should just say its jizz, then we would all believe her.

Best sports hair past and present:

Surely more:

Here’s one more.

We were a damn flock of sister wives.

Anyone who lost to Trump should be banned from politics. All 18 of them.

Christie: Caller, go ahead.

Seconded. Go forth and bang Young People. I want to say that like, 80-85% of the tons of sex I had as a young person was super fun and the rest taught me what to avoid. Bang hot people, nice people, people only you see the beauty in and people who just want you to have a good time. Sex nostalgia can keep you warm as…

I can’t wait for that really important moment in the show when Christie has to be somewhere else so his child hosts the broadcast for a little bit. Very common.

I hate saying this word but Chris Christie is a cunt.

I was 14 and standing at my locker. A guy I was crushing on snuck up and touched my elbow.