They are ridiculous over there. I got banished years ago for daring to disagree with Kara Brown

I think it’s also telling that Trump Tower is exempt from the sprinkler rules because it has never had a major renovation. It was built in 1983. This is a 35 years old building that has never had a major reno. Classy and luxurious!

Woohoo, The Raspberries! I had the album this song was on. It was scrarch and sniff-smelled like raspberries. I’m old as fuck.

Ha, speaking of Mmorons!

HHis moron audience is totally digging the trip down memory lane. They are Jimmy Kimmel’s Man Show demographic.

Shaun of the Dead

Here’s hoping for the day his head finally explodes!

Here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand, he’s a one ball man, and he’s off to the rodeo!

I love him! He’s the man with the yellow hat from Curious George come to life!

Happy birthday to you and your liver!

And that is somehow worse than what she said?

My 7th grade teacher called me an instigator and a sharpie. Thanks, Mrs.L!

They look... Trumpy

I’m partial to the girl who has the best motherfucking Teddy bear in the world.

I love that one! I have a lot of their anthologies. I am 12…

Everybody in the whole cell block. Was dancing to the jailhouse rock! Thank you. Thank you very much

I hope every time she spews lies, her face gets twisted up and is stuck that way forever...oh wait.

Walmart doesn’t have to worry about sparing my blushes. I haven’t set foot in one for many years, and never will again if I can help it.

+1 Flawless Victory!