Winner!

TURNS OUT WE’RE JUST STUPID, NOT EVIL!!!

If people would serve red wine at the correct temperature in the first place, no one would ever put ice in it. Room temperature and cellar temperature are vastly different.

Long quotes are your friend!

Halushki! I add some Caraway seeds to mine, with the noodles and cabbage.

Mrs. Doctor Ben Carson will put fancy plastic slipcovers on those chairs.

Squeezes her like an overripe zit! She’s going to squeal like a pig.

He was right. Bradie is Dance Mom’s, when she needs to be Bolshoi at this level.

Maria McKee! Was there a better band than Lone Justice? Can’t think of one.

I think Daryl Hannah was in it.

So these teachers are supposed to suddenly become sharpshooting snipers who can pick one armed kid off in a hallway full of screaming , running, panicked people? That’s the plan? Jesus Christ on a cracker, that’s the dumbest thing I have heard today. It’s still pretty early though.

Miserable fuck is miserable. No big surprise!

Is your cat French? He looks French to me!

Ha, that’s what I was thinking! Except for the crying and yelling on the phone.

Is that the guy from Welcome Back Kotter? What’s his name.... You know...Kotter?

Her methods are not going to work for hoarders.

Thanks!

Ergh, I am trying to post a video from YouTube of Pete Townsend and Ronnie Lane doing Misunderstood, but I’m too fucking stupid! Somebody hellllp meeee!

I’m bothered by it too. Ok, kids,you know everything, you’re better than us. Go it alone. See where that gets you.