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That’s three halves! You math like I do. I’m going to put my tree up before Thanksgiving, and my cats will be all over it!

Nope, the worst is voila spelled wala. Makes me stabby as hell!

I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum.

Interesting. It’s only Monday here.

Well, thanks, I just horked expensive wine through my nose. Stars to you, Dynamic Conqueror!

My husband and I were 22 when we got married. He was in the Navy, on a submarine, and was out to sea for a very large portion of the year. Next month will be 35 years for us. Yes, she is young, but she’s also been a working actress for years now, and probably knows a thing or two about responsibility and hard work.

It’s a flying puppy!

Um... if you killed her, we won’t tell anyone!

Lone Justice! This made me smile for the first time today, I thank you.

Me too. Ridiculous, isn’t it? I lived in Scotland from 89- 92. My husband and I used to give blood regularly. I’m pretty sure neither of us has or harbors mad cow disease after all this time!

I read your comment totally wrong, and thought you meant men would have accidental gay sex! You made me laugh on a shitty day, thank you!

They are doubling the standard deduction, but they will no longer allow you to deduct state taxes or property tax, among others. I will be very surprised if I don’t end up paying more.

Nazi Punks Fuck Off,the Dead Kennedys.

Then it’s Ryan. God help us.

I remember there were a lot of us who were into this cartoon hottie!

I would hit it. And I  would like it, like it, yes I would!

Like she has a fucking soul. Bitch, please.

Jesus H. Christ, I love you!

Hello from Crestwood!

I live in Birmingham, and I love it. It’s far more progressive than the western PA hellhole I grew up in. The cities in the South are fine, but the rural areas are scary backwaters. That’s true all over the country, not just down here