I know! I can’t even wear a watch because the clasp/ fastener thing makes me break out. I’m not putting any cheap pot metal near my treasure!

Paris Hilton is Olympic level stupid.

Clearly you don’t live in Birmingham. I do. We can’t fund our schools properly. I am fine with a Go Fund Me to cover the fines. Personally, I am outraged that our racist state government thinks they have any right to tell my city what we can and can’t have in our parks. I say we blow this fucking statue to smithereens!

Preach.

I kind of wish there were sex robots for these losers, if only it would keep them from creeping on real women.

These aren’t sincerely held reasonable beliefs. This is hate speech from terrorist organizations Fuck you, you are a moron if you can’t tell the difference.

Nazi punks fuck off!

Do you really think that the people who read and comment on this site don’t already do that? You’re preaching to the choir. My brothers voted for Trump. I have been calling out their ugliness for years, as loudly as I possibly can. I finally realized that they are just garbage people, and I have not spoken to either…

I have a friend who got food poisoning from edible underwear on his honeymoon in Hawaii. It was so bad he ended up needing an IV!

Scarymoochie’s will be labeled Motherfucking Trump Shit.

Not with a bang, but a whimper. And a huuuuuuge bang. Bigly.

Everything’s great with weed. Science!

Now I want to eat Halo Top and watch Goldfinger!

She looks....crispy.

Years ago, my husband and I went to dinner at a nice restaurant in Seattle with another couple, who paid the bill with a credit card, and left a nice tip. The server followed us outside, grabbed my friend by the arm and berated him for not leaving a tip. He went back in, got the manager to void the transaction, and…

You are the only sensible person here.

I watch Prancercise when I am stressed. Works like a champ!

You look great!

I have to admit, I laughed at the typo! Tatie Kur for the win!

He’s WINKING! Stealing this!