Counterpoint: I bought a mandolin from Pampered Chef probably 20 years ago that has different blades you slide in for grating, julienning etc. and it is awesome and still inexplicably sharp!

Birmingham Alabama could not agree with you more. Thanks for saying it!

Hold your breath and wait for my apology.

Lots of slang originates in the military-it’s funny how you never hear soldiers and sailors bitching about appropriation.

You can do it! My advice is to find a new hobby that takes time to get good at, and hopefully it will absorb you so you won’t even notice you’re not drinking. Good luck to you!

Gurl, I had the Gunne experience my junior year. My dad picked it! My senior year I was a vixen in a rose pink spaghetti strap dress. My mom wanted me to put Band-Aids on my nipples. Nope!

I buy t-shirt bras. White or beige, no underwire, no seams in the cups.

Trump’s going to try one of his tough guy handshakes on Putin, and KGB boy will go medieval on his ass! Should be fun!

And by that I mean get a good vibrator!

My husband was in the Navy for 20 years, on subs. It takes a bit of getting used to, but the upside is that you learn to rely on yourself.

Whoaaaa, those are nasty fuckers! How did you get rid of it?

I thought I remember you saying a few months ago that you were a total loser with the ladies? Maybe I am remembering that wrong. I hope so!

All his junk is in tha trunk!

I believe I have told you this before, but I will say it again. You should run for office, Albert. I would vote for you in a heartbeat!

Kaia Gerber’s hair cut is not a shag. Not even remotely shag like. Jane Fonda in Klute, Carol Brady- those were shags. And sorry, but Khloe K is gross, just like her gross sisters.

I am old, and all I can think of is Dan Akroyd as Irwin Mainway selling this, along with Big Bag of Glass and other fun kiddie toys!

Hilary did not ignore those people

I had a really stupid kid plagiarize the back cover of a book for a book report. According to this doofus, who couldn’t string a coherent sentence together if his life depended on it, Huckleberry Finn “ is picaresque, and epic in scope.” That’s a big fat zero for you, dumbass!

Cherie Priest. Start with Boneshaker.

In briefly interacted with a moron who insisted that calling someone a Nazi and a socialist was not contradictory because the word Nazi means National Socialist party, so they must be the same, durr! Never underestimate the sheer stupidity of these Trumpsters!