In briefly interacted with a moron who insisted that calling someone a Nazi and a socialist was not contradictory because the word Nazi means National Socialist party, so they must be the same, durr! Never underestimate the sheer stupidity of these Trumpsters!

My husband uses a CPAP, and it was life changing for both of us. He had to date a few masks before he found a keeper, but c’est la vie! 

I love Puddles!

Genius! Why aren’t you the president? Strawberry Quik is crack!

Don’t you mean masturbating? Oh wait, that was me!

Ha, I grew up in Ligonier, so Idlewild was right down the road. We would go to Kennywood once every summer and feel like we hit the lotto!

I had impure thoughts about him!

We don’t have a functioning government here either!

Ha! I am from the Alabama part, and then I grew up, moved around a ton, and now I live in the real Alabama. Life is strange.

The one’s I have met are all Republicans who smoke weed.

The paint commercials where the colors look like clouds and mix together, maybe Behr? I love those! Sooo relaxing!

Beckhamm

They consider women to be the creeping things.

And breeds with her! What the fucking fuck is wrong with him!

Pooping Pumps?

I blew past a headline the other day that said something about Scott Disick being spotted with some girl and my eyes saw Spotted Dick. And I thought to myself, I would not at all be surprised if Scott Disick has a spotted dick!

I’m a Pens fan and I would be upset if we lost the cup to the Predators (not going to happen), but I do love me some PK!

Let’s go Pens!

Fuck me. We sure are living in a dystopian hellhole now. The question is, how do we dig ourselves out?

My neighbor gave me a box of lemon ricotta cookies for Christmas. And some weed! I live in the greatest neighborhood in the world!