Not to mention the trash talking bird on his shoulder!

Buttery males

I am sad. Thanks for everything Gregg.

I went to a Catholic school. We learned about fossils, dinosaurs, and many other science topics that the fundies deny. I can’t understand this stupidity, and I have no sympathy for morons who vote against their own interests because their uneducated pastor tells them to.

I was thinking ogre, myself!

Our only hope now is that the pope goes full on Inquisition on his dumb ass.

Zero percent. He’s their useful idiot. Emphasis on the idiot.

I’m pinning my hope on the pope!

You forgot girl cooties.

How about Vienna Sausages? That’s as gross as canned meat gets, and that’s saying something!

I smoke about half of one and then I twirl around my kitchen for twenty minutes or so trying to remember what I went in there for in the first place. I’m a party animal!

I would take all of the Tagalongs. What​ made me laugh was when the spokes person said they don’t know what she did with them. Follow the trail of crumbs, Sherlock!

This is catty and mean-spirited, so if you are easily offended, look away now, but my first thought on reading this was “ I guess they let Theresa’s husband out of jail early.”

I have to poop, so I will be gone from Jezebel for about 5 minutes. Don’t panic!

I’m sure they are pissed, but sadly, I am equally sure that when push comes to shove, they will fall in line with the rest of their cabal. Don’t get your hopes up that they will do the right thing, that ship sailed years ago.

Fetch the bucket!

Shit Show.

And not even made with a brand new deck o cards. One of those decks your Grandma had that had cards from like three different decks, some red, some blue, some that had advertising for Camel cigarettes, and you always knew your sister was lying when she said go fish when you asked if she had any Kings, because the king…

Er, no. I could tell he was a dweeb when I was 9.

I’m kissing him!