I think those numbers were for going into Afghanistan and fucking up the Taliban, and not for invading Iraq. I could be wrong though.

Isn’t that Susan Sarandon’s daughter’s name? It’s something like that!

Damnit girl, I have been pooping fire all day! Whatever I did to you, I am sorry! Lift this curse, I beseech you!

Soylent Junior

I’m hoping Jerry Hall kicks him in that direction. She seems like she could get tough with the geezer!

And he basically ripped it off from Mick Jagger, who said many years ago that voting in some British election was a choice between cancer and polio.

That’s right. If you talk shit on Val Kilmer because he’s getting old and not as cute as he used to be. You’re no daisy. You’re no daisy at all.

butTOCKS!

That cat is clearly plotting mayhem.

It’s Pittsburgh for y’all. They call us yinzers, because allegedly we talk funny. Jagoffs!

Ok, I am going to take massive shit for this, and I am prepared for your mean girl scorn, but- I liked Katie’s dress, and I LOVED her bedazzled bouquet. Come at me, bitches!

They are the bog of eternal stench!

He said he just stood there staring at it. Then he turned around and left, and made my sister in law go back to the store to get what he was buying. He’s pretty cool, actually!

You have stolen our intellectual property. We are hissing in your general direction!

Years ago my mother-in-law bought my husband and his father the same jacket. Pops put “his” on and went to the store. He pulled my husband’s big bag of weed out instead of his wallet at the register. Oopsie!

I want those heart shaped dishes!

Then to avoid any possibility that they improperly used the answer to the question to determine hireability, they shouldn’t ask the fucking question in the first place. The fact that they do as a regular practice should tell you that the answer does matter, and they are breaking the law in practice.

He’s right, it is like the 30 ‘s in Germany. The Nazis are in charge, and getting more evil by the day.

I think alternating Confederate flags and swastikas would be appropriate.

I had to laugh at the part about “penetration tests.” I am a 12 year old boy sometimes!