I’d rather have Jerry Brown.

This is typical Alabama bullshit. Our esteemed governor Robert the Luv Guv Bentley appointed Alabama’s Attorney General Luther Strange (I shit you not) to fill Beauregard Session’s Senate seat so he couldn’t investigate Bentley for his scandalous and illegal shenanigans with his bimbo Rebekah Mason. Now Bentley can…

There are 25 or 26 members of the Armed Service Committee. None of the others, including John McCain, the chairman, met with the Russians during Trump’s campaign. Sessions is a fucking lying traitor.

My dad used to call that “The Dumb Look.” Apparently, my siblings and I all sported the slack jawed thousand yard stare when we were trying to make up an excuse for some heinous rule infraction.

Yeah, he was hot. But, he’s an asshole who cheated with the nanny. I won’t even let my dog pee on a fire hydrant because it’s such a fucking cliche. Like a rich guy banging the babysitter.

Don’t they have weight classes in Sumo? The guy who was murdered seems a bit undersized for his opponent. But I must admit, fat guys in diapers always make me giggle!

It’s making me sneeze just looking at it. And I bet Goop and Chris Martin, World’s most boring man, had tepid sex on it. Yuck!

Hubs and I watched a couple of episodes of Taboo. Tom Hardy for the win!

And won the Electoral college with 306 votes. And that he’s really really rich.

Eat them up, YUM! I had completely forgotten about this!

Anatomically correct.

Wait, is that Animaniacs? Bravo!

Hubs and I have gone through 5 boxes already.

Montgomery Burns

That’s quite the image you’ve planted in my brain, Jujy. I need bleach!

And they always say looser instead of loser.Losers!

I know! I felt hot and blotchy all over. And gross and sweaty. Ugh.

No shit, I don’t even need the fancy glasses to see the lizard underneath. They Live!

They are hateful in every way. Cartoon villains, without the charm!

I was born and raised in Pittsburgh, lifelong Steelers fan. I live in Birmingham now, but we used to live in Atlanta and had Falcons season tickets for a few years. I hate the fucking Patriots so much it hurts. Today we are having kielbasa, sauerkraut, and mashed potatoes, haven’t decided on dessert yet.