Riot you are, sir!

I’m really glad Kenny Easley got in. He was fun to watch back in the day!

Wow, Grandma was fab! My Grandmother was gorgeous too- she was in an Armistice pageant after World War 1 ended that was directed by a very famous silent movie producer. He came to her house and tried to convince her parents to send her to Hollywood! Someone in the family still has the letters that he sent them. She…

My husband’s best friend Tom is travelling for business. He was in southern Alabama last night, and he had dinner at the bar of the restaurant next-door to his hotel. Some yokel came up to him and told him he shouldn’t be drinking his Bud light because Anheuser Busch supports immigration. Tom calmly told the defective…

If he votes against Betsy DeVos, I will take him off my die in a fire list.

We do that too!

Exactly. We need a total scorched earth policy against this asshole; if you work with him you are no better than a Nazi collaborator.

Maybe she was talking about that time all of the Corvettes got swallowed by the giant sinkhole?

I love him. That is all.

You are a hero, Renard.

I was 9 when that song came out. I’m old. Not middle aged, unless I live to 114. Jesus wept.

Girls are braver than guys. That’s why we have the babies. Science.

I love you. That is all.

Thing One and Thing Two.

John Candy in Spaceballs. I’m old.

I just have to SQUEEEEE!

I got the new girl scout cookies today. Haven’t opened the smores ones yet, but the toffee ones are not my favorite. They are a little too dry, but they tasted OK with some lemon pudding.

Well, if you believe that, I have a couple of huge office buildings in New York I’d like to sell you. Twin towers. Oh wait...

That’s the spirit! Don’t let this asshole make you leave America. You are Americans, much more than these quasi Confederate morons and their orange General Lee. I live in Alabama, so trust me, we need you desperately to give a voice to those of us who are hopelessly outnumbered.

Trump is just getting started, give him a chance to catch up! I feel like we’ve been sucked into some bizarre space wormhole and now we’re living in an alternate universe that looks the same, but is radically different from the world we know. I need to go smoke a joint, I am scared now!