I’ve been playing this game wrong for years! I thought you got more points for the able bodied, because they can get out of the way more easily, and less for elderly, women with strollers, etc. Damn it!

You’re a diaper dandy!

 Au contraire. I feel like the Biebs is sporting bangs in all three of those pictures, Lauren.

You were much kinder to these Philistines than they deserved, Albert.

Yeah, I went to a Catholic elementary school in the 60's and early 70s. I learned  about dinosaurs, so evolution wasn’t totally off the table. I’m not a practicing Catholic anymore, but I didn’t have any gaps in my science education like the fundies seem to.

My husband of 34 years said, in the parking lot of a bar, “ we might as well get married..” Reader, I swooned.

You’re not seriously comparing Trump to Obama! Heads up, they are not even remotely the same. This wasn’t an election with a typical Democratic candidate vs a typical Republican. It was a typical Democratic candidate vs a fucking moron with delusions of grandeur.

It reminds me of air guitar. I don’t want to be reminded of air guitar.

I have never loved any man enough to wear something like that. No man I have ever loved would ask me to. Who the hell thinks this is sexy?

Thank you. I couldn’t have said it better. I voted for Clinton, even though I don’t love her, because Trump is a bajillion times worse than she could ever be. It astonishes me that people don’t get that.

You are not counting the Bernie voters who stayed at home on election day. It is their fault too, as much as the Stein idiots.

My husband takes those panels they put over Cosmo and the like and puts them over any magazine that has Trump on it. He is awesome!

That is a fun name!

The Weekly World News. It’s the greatest tabloid of all time!

I’m a baby boomer. So is my husband. So are most of my friends. Not one of us voted for Trump.

You mean the Trump White House.

Yup! And I want to garotte the people who say “kitchen area.” WTF is wrong with you?!!

I think everyone who is able should rip out her tampon and send it to Governor Abbott tomorrow.

Did anyone watch the RHOC reunion just now? I just caught a few seconds, but it looked like Shannon and Tamra were in a hallway bitching / crying about Vicki and I swear Nina Garcia  walked past them and gave them the hairy eyeball! Please confirm if you saw it, if I’m right it was epic!

Kind of off topic, but it must have been the shittiest pot in the universe if it didn’t make those Klan Fucks look at themselves in their pointy hats, realize how stupid they were, give up their racism, and go eat some ice cream.