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Rebekah Mason!

Birmingham voted blue! I will not take any responsibility for this racist fucktard.

I live in Birmingham, and I am proud to say I voted for all of these women!

Whoa, really? I never tried this, but I am intrigued!

I’m partial to “Cheeto Benito” myself. It’s easy to remember, and gets to the point immediately.

Amen sister! I made sloppy joes and tater tots because I am classy like that!

I love Captain Lee!

Does that mean quesadillas are sandwiches? Now I’m scared.

I first read that book almost 50 years ago, and it was my absolute favorite book as a kid. I still have a copy if it, and reread it often. It was the Harry Potter of its time, and like Harry Potter, the way characters look is part of the story. I can picture Charles Wallace, and Meg, the twins, Calvin and Dr. Murray.

Charles Wallace also has blonde curly hair, and Meg is a redhead, but since they felt the need to change all of that, what difference does it make how old he is?

I’m your huckleberry.

Weed

Steals? That’s an interesting take.

Of course he needs to be in his son’s lives- he’s such an awesome role model! Blehhhh! I need to go watch gogo dancing girl gif for awhile, until my rage subsides.

Spencer Pratt is crying for help VB again.

Who cares how you look, it sounds like you had a great night!

She spilled her Mad Dog.

Is it Sri Lankan chilli powder or curry powder? Not that I’m going to find it here in Alabama! Road trip to Staten Island!

I don’t know, something gross, but it’s too damn bad she didn’t smash a wine glass and go for his jugular!

I could not disagree with you more. He is an awesome choice, and his lyrics have changed the world for the better.