So, wait. Cops get fired for making stupid comments on XBox live while they're off duty, but actually practicing racist police brutality is A-OK?

Another yawn-fest. And once again, Awkward Zombie wasn't funny if you didn't read the explanation, which is bad mojo for a comic.

Whole lotta "meh" goin on here. Even Awkward Zombie wasn't funny until I read the explanation, which is a bad sign. The Monster Hunter one was the most universal, which is kind of weird to say.

Fuck internet journalism.

But Brougham D'Elegance cars were actually good. It ruins the joke.

What was wrong with the Caddy 500? Wasn't it basically the same engine as the 472?

I feel like the Caddy flagship should have a naturally aspirated V8. Just for old time's sake.

But if EVERY car had a sensible flamethrower on the front, it could be a group effort. We'd all benefit!

Yeah. It's an incredibly Japanese explanation, in that it falls apart as soon as you question it. Why couldn't a map-maker be an awesome cartographer with a steam-powered flying machine that considers map-making to be an adventure in itself, but never actually lands or explores the places he goes out of fear?

I commute through this crap every morning. It's hell even when there isn't a Taurus on its side. Commuters are idiots who can't pay attention long enough to make proper decisions that will hasten the flow of traffic. Even worse when you add brain-dead students to the mix during school months. Two hours and forty…

I love the way the truck just punts the fire hydrant away.

Why is it that almost everything can somehow be twisted into shit-talking America? It's pretty damn old at this point. You'd think every other country has some sort of inferiority complex. Hell, I get it, it's always fun to take potshots at #1. Makes you feel better about yourself. Hey, if singling out this one,…

Unfunny, unfunny, unfunny. Even Awkward Zombie is losing its touch.

This makes me sad that most of the current generation will never have to "make do" as we did. Nowadays, most families own a generously-sized flat screen TV. Basically an entertainment center in a box with plenty of inputs. I was lucky, and my parents bought us a separate 17-inch color TV just for games and our…

Step 1: Own old Cadillac

I love how people are so hung-up on Superman killing Zod. It basically serves as a red flag to discard anyone's opinions on the film. Man of Steel had some issues, but killing Zod wasn't one of them. Every Joe Schmo just gets caught up on it because their average perception of the character is "1: Wears a cape, 2:…

Just for the record, this is the kind of thing Europeans would make fun of Americans for doing by calling them "rednecks". What's the European equivalent?

Are you delusional? This is nowhere near as good as Pacific Rim's visuals. I'm pretty sure we have direct-to-DVD movies with better CGI than this.

That's not Skies of Arcadia.

Wow, even AwkwardZombie wasn't funny this week.