Name-shaming? Really? Fuck off.

Oh, you. EVERYTHING a white person does is white privilege. Especially this week.

Question: What does showing up to protest these morons actually accomplish, besides providing an opportunity for violence? Do we really think any of them are going to look at the droves of protestors and think “Gee, those nice folks sure seem awfully displeased. Maybe I’d better rethink this whole neo-nazi thing...”?…

Tina Fey isn’t going to open the eyes of anyone who voted for Trump and still hasn’t come to regret it at this point. White supremacists aren’t going to listen to anyone of any color that is trying to talk reason at them. If you think Neo-Nazis look at the whites who denounce them with any higher regard than they do…

There are not enough stars for you in the entire universe.

YUP. Personally, I’m just staying quiet until we go full Mad Max, then everyone’s skin will be so caked with the errant sand of the white-hot nuclear wasteland we’ll be inhabiting that we’ll finally be free from divisions of color and race!

How about don’t tell me what I should or shouldn’t do, m’kay? I’ll be a dickhead if I want to.

Can’t please anyone. Don’t try. End of lesson!

I feel like it’s an extremely unpopular opinion I’m about to share, given how my generation feels entitled that everything cater to their specific needs and sensitivities, but... maybe if you don’t want to be harassed, don’t live broadcast yourself onto the computer screens of literally any anonymous stranger who…

Those things that you insist happen when you cheese your burgers the traditional way? Not true. Never happens. Not even once. Throw your cheese on at the very end of the grilling and it will be fine. And I’ve never had a burger fall apart on me and then blame it on the cheese.

Oh look. It’s one of those articles where someone pretends that an extremely easy thing is somehow more complicated than it appears, and that we’ve all been doing it wrong for decades, and they’re here to light the way as a gleaming beacon of intelligence that none of us could ever hope to fathom.

Why is this “white boy” shit? Post an article calling accusing any insane black celebrity of “black boy” shit and watch the internet burn itself down.

I dunno. White people do kind of run everything.

So it’s pretty much “Drive” all over again? Promise a thrilling movie, deliver a meandering examination of a personal relationship of a weirdo who drives cars?

I’ll never understand the hate the NA SNES gets. I like both designs, but I think the NA design is pretty stylish with its angles and purple tones. The PAL/JP design looks a bit generic in comparison.

Neat. Nobody go see any of his shitty movies, please. Feels good to see someone languishing in a hole they dug themselves, for a change.

She’s the level-headed, no-nonsense, chubby best friend of one of the main characters. She’s got a sort of appeal to people who don’t care for bullshit. Too bad she was underused and ultimately didn’t matter.

The level of entitlement here is off the charts. Nintendo has no obligation to support the stupidly-obsessive competitive community. Especially since it offers no marketing advantage to them at all. Anyone who knows about the competitive gaming scene is likely to buy Smash Bros. games anyway.

Call me a grumpy old man, but I’m always inclined to disagree with anyone who uses the word “toxic” like that. It seems like it’s just become a blanket term for people who want to completely ignore someone/something they have a disagreement with.

My standard meal from the local pizza parlor was a whole large pizza. My friend and I would often get a large pie each and then watch a movie on our fancy new DVD players. If we were particularly hungry, we’d also get large subs to go with them, and swap halves for a little more variety. Late night snacks often…