Screw you, I don't even like foozeball but I'm gonna root for them anyway.

Do you promise, Sakurai? Do you promise to leave this franchise in the hands of someone who isn't afraid to innovate, and doesn't rely on favoritism to determine what franchises get proper representation? Then again, these are Japanese game developers we're talking about, they're all pretty backwards.

Let me clear something up. NFL ratings are declining. They want their Superbowl numbers up. How do you do that? Create some minor bit of controversy to keep people interested, get the media buzzing, and make sure nobody forgets that football exists in the month between the AFC championship game and the Superbowl. Bada…

Ouch, most of these are terrible.

Whenever I see a Sunday Comics on the front page, I should really just cut the crap and go to Awkward Zombie's page instead, because it's the only one consistently worth reading.

See, now this is the kind of "retro" sprite-based game that gives the genre a bad rap. A game like Shovel Knight was intentionally going for the NES aesthetic, trying to authentically replicate the feel of a 25+-year-old game. This is retro to appeal to hipsters and because it's cheaper/easier than developing and…

Easily the most common question I got asked about the Hellcat was this: "Can it actually handle?" The answer, unfortunately, is not really. The main problem is its giganticness. It's too long, too wide and just too damn heavy to carve corners properly.

So basically, because they're retarded. Right, got it.

Nintendo-based humor on the internet has degenerated into mostly the same shitty jokes and references. I had enough 10 years ago, to be honest.

This is my daily driver. Pretty great, overall. I take it for granted until I end up in a gridlock in my friend's Hyundai Elantra.

But in other games, 3D didn't look so great to me. While Majora's Mask has updated its graphics, turning the 3D on accentuated just how much the visuals, which weren't originally constructed with 3D in mind, have aged. In Xenoblade, the developers mostly applied the 3D effect to the UI—except it's done in such a way…

I miss big cars. Whenever someone declares a modern car "huge", I usually come in to chortle at whatever passes for a "full size" sedan these days. This Bentley actually deserves the title, it's only a few inches smaller than my daily driver, a 1995 Cadillac Fleetwood, but to be fair that car was the last of the…

This is pointless. More people out there own a Wii than a Wii U. It's not like the Wii is some bastion of hidden gems that needs to find a new audience. Most of the system was shovelware, and I can quite confidently say that I played everything I wanted to on the Wii and will likely never go back to it. Most of the…

Oh, look. Star Wars and video game pop-culture crossovers in a poorly animated video with gore and violence. Truly the epitome of humor. If you're 12.

Glad someone else realizes 4K is a scam. It's just getting people to pay a lot more money for a nearly-indistinguishable improvement. The only thing 4K is worthwile on is a TV over 60 inches. Even then, if you're sitting at a proper viewing distance, the difference still won't be groundbreaking.

I'll believe it when I see it survive a crash test without folding like a cheap suit just like every other Chinese car crash test.

I still do this, just for fun, to see how long I can hold a drift. Great way to spend an evening.

Plus, snow donuts aren't going to do themselves.

And after seeing this video, thousands of folks in the UK are getting riled up because of all the FREEDOM on display.

This just in: Average Facebook using has no clue about the inner workings of a combustion engine. Film at eleven.