that's closely related to the phenomenon of leaving your dishes in the sink, while the dishwasher is patiently waiting just 12 inches away

HAHAHA!!! So true! The B.A.R.T. Diet will clear up all your tender tummy issues! Bananas, apples, rice, & TOASTY TOAST TOAST!

Israel now issues a paper visa card when you enter (at Ben Gurion, anyway) instead of a stamp so that you can avoid this.

Go find that shiz and preserve it! I went back 17 years later to try to rescue the Polaroid of me and Amal Alamuddin's husband taken at a party in 1996...it's pretty much ruined from being stuffed in a trunk and dragged to 20 different apartments as I wandered my way through the higher education system. So, so sad…

Are you my younger brother?!? Oh wait, LOL, no one else in my family "believes" in therapy...like it's a unicorn! Props to you though for getting your dad to show up and speak in person to a real life mental health professional.

This .gif needs to be nominated for something. It unpacks a lot.

I was on generic celexa for 3 years, and 2 years ago switched to generic Lexapro. My psych explained that they are the same medication, but Lexapro is more concentrated, in a way (it has less "extra stuff" in it, or something like that). That makes Lexapro (escitalopram) safer to prescribe at higher doses. I'm on…

Enough about Jer- can we talk about Mer?! And that incredible outfit? Bows AND rainbows?? And being flanked by two gorgeous men decades younger than her?! #QUEEN

Olake Bope. Alternately Jakivia Pallard.

Baby Blue! It's fairly adorbs that her entire immediate fam shows up at the party.

First, lurrrve your sn. Second, that course description- I can't even make a witty joke here. It's totes unprofesh.

That is actually very cute...too bad their magical pregnancies couldn't save the Royals from defeat! #SFGiants #fearthebeard

There's also the move where you're wearing a flannel on top, but then wrap your "extra flannel" or your plaid jacket around your waist, and become what I like to call the "flannel panel"....fave look of my college boyfriend in a hippie mountain town...I've been attracted to Lumbersexuals my entire life and someone has…

"Everything zen? I DON'T THINK SO." THIS! ahahahahahahaha!!!1!! I thank you, and 8th grade me thanks you, too. Snorty laughing.

Are we really ready to boycott spandex, though?! OMG. OK. I did not know that my beloved Lycra was owned and controlled by Invista, another of Koch Industries' holdings. FEELINGS, YOU GUYS. I'm having them right now. Every pair of jeans I've owned since 2003 is supporting unchecked election spending! Politicians…

I am giggling like a maniac at your comment, that is a 100% PERFECT & spot-on observation. Things will always go pretty great for Rich Barbie.

I lovvvvvvvve Pete. I don't know him but I truly love him, and you, and your cool-ass mom for letting him stay.

YES people of Jezebel, YES!!

I find that look to be Ab Fab!

Is there a Dire Wolf in GOT? I've never seen/read...don't hold it against me. My only previous experience with Dire Wolf is the GD song and ye olde time faery-tailes. Love your pun, @tremulouscadenceshow!