Hahahahaha yesssss me too

lol, no but i gotta check it out! thx for the tip* (*journalismism reference)!

oh shiiiitttttttt i didn’t know that; makes so much sense. The evil, hideous story of Blackwater (the world’s most powerful mercenary army) is what made me fall in serious like with my investigatory journalist crush Jeremy Scahill. He needs to give Devos the Scathing Scahill treatment. gaaaahhhhh F this B

So far a depressing morning, your comment is true and made me LOL for real, thank you

your burner name is the bessssstttttttttt

I’m 34 and still haven’t quite figured out the lipstick game. The last few years, I’ve tried several shades of Lipstick Queen and they are more moisturizing than Burt’s Bees, which is my permanent ‘chapstick’. I love Hello Sailor & Butterfly Ball because they look a little different for everyone, are subtle enough…

Do you blot with a plain old tissue? Or something with less residual paper fuzz?

THANK YOU for referencing Anna Merlan’s most apt descriptor- when I first read her post, had to stop everything and read it aloud for all to hear. That fancy word wrangling is beyond perfection. I LOLed HAM. Lexical zenith, indeed!

My first thought was to wonder how that rich bastard got someone to bring him a burrito in lockup

My mom told my little brother and I that there were worm eggs in the dirt, and that if we bite our fingernails, the worms would hatch in our stomachs. We never bit our nails...and to this day we’re both terrified if a dirty fingernail comes near a mouth. So... Her one weird trick to prevent fingernail biting really…

Side note, white guy with a ‘stache emoji IS Pornstache. Uncanny.

totes Babraham Lincoln. When I saw him on The Brink- for the first time not as Pornstache- I flooded the basement.

Dad?

My (now-)husband and I threw ourselves a Bay Area wedding for 65 people this past summer for <$9999. It can be done but it was stressful and for the last several months, I was mostly looking forward to our honeymoon.

Thank you! And now I've just finished making everyone else in the house watch it.

OMFG thank u sooo much for posting that!! I am 100% happier than I was 4 min ago! I’m kvelling. That was so beautiful. It hit me about halfway through that they are singing ABOUT MUSIC! Wonderful, just freakin delightful. ALSO! Do you know who the woman on the rope swing is? She's blond & was wearing a crazy top?…

Star for BD!

‘Murrika n stuff! But srsly, great comment, excellent photo compilation/comparison. “In chains” killed me.

Nah, I’ve been a member forever. We just haven’t renewed yet for 5776. I was drinking & eating donuts with our cantor until 1 am last night and we had a good giggle about my idea. Then he lovingly chastised me again for not renewing yet. I’ve never in my life been asked to show the ticket at services. California Jews=…

This is a favorite story in the Plap family. Mom z”l was Jewish and my dad, Italian Roman Catholic. Apparently when I was 2 or 3 I stood up during one of my first masses and demanded “WHERE’S JESUS?! I WANNA SEE JESUS!” They told me he lived there.