It was the perfect response.

yessssss!!! That was a POOTIE TOOT and NO AMOUNT of MTV’s investigatory journalistic microphone verifications will EVER convince me otherwise. (disclaimer: I am forever 9 when it comes to butts & poop talk. I will never let This Fart go.) #herstory never in my #wildestdreams

That was so eloquently said, thank you! Hopefully some of the “good/Darwin” commenters take a minute to read your thought. As someone with a background in crisis mgmt, I’d like to +1 your point about silly internet tough talk. Ppl don't get it. Someone’s son, brother, & father just died suddenly. This alone shakes…

i selfishly wish the name had been left out of the article, so I don’t personally feel like a dick. No disrespect to Mr. Tips, the but the author knows their audience here.

For years, I thought he had actual Victor Pulak hair. I love me some Jewfro (excuse the appropriation)- I possess one and am married to a fellow bushy haired Jew, so it was quite the reveal for me when I figured out years later he had normal Ken Marino hair. Still, lady boners. Ooh! He was so cute on The State.

I do feel that her starring/supporting role in office space kinda gives her comedy cred for life, even though I’ve seen her be, uhh, unfunny. Chick’s got timing for sure. Also, I’m confused. Is she engaged or married now? Do we even know?

Lady Gaga explicitly states that her name is a nod to Radio Gaga...? I can def shake my azz all night to Queen or The Queen of Meat Dresses but bish needs to chill on that crazy legal action. breast milk ice cream is a little weird to me though.

He seems like a total douche but I want both types of coq in me, as well.

Ms. Kara, I positively live for Shade Court! Please don’t let your head explode for only YOU, Great Parser of Shade, can hand down these sound judgments week in and week out. I come across ridiculous misappropriations of ‘shade’ each week and hope they might appear on your docket. 🙌🏼😆💜

No, I love babies & kids, it’s still funny. it IS kind of mean.

DCN for life, can't help it, laughter helps you live longer 😆

Me too!!! It was anaaaazeeeeng. Who were your guests? Did you wait for tickets or did you have another way in?

I’m not i’m not sure where else I can post this, but I am one of the lucky few that got to see Conan live as host of the Tonight Show. The guests were Rachel McAdams and Mindy Kahling!! Double score! Years later, still stoked on that due to life long dork allegiance to (another late night white dude) Conan (watching…

IM IN A BLIND RAGE ALL I CAN THINK RIGHT NOW IS THIS IS SOME MUTHA EFFING BULLLLLLLSHEEEETTTTTTT AND GET THIS KID TO COLLEGE AND/OR THE COAST RIGHT EFFING NOWWWWWW

I bought a BHLDN dress NWT on ebay. It’s Omari by Catherine Deane. I found it on BHLDN’s site right after they stopped carrying it. The designer also no longer ships outside of Europe. But...it was my dream dress. I stalked it for months online and eventually found it for 60% off retail, NWT, in a 12 (my size!! at the…

Surfboard (sorry), surfboard (sorry).

I KNEW I loved u since u dropped yr amazing kinja sn/accompanying Glamour Shot™ on us. #hazel4evs

BREAKING UPDATE: I went with the Talenti coffee chocolate chip gelato.

Mazel tov on careful planning, self care, and your belief in your own incredible strength!! You deserve success AND joy. Love, A Fellow Stressed Out Achiever

Is it warm where you are? A scoop of vanilla bean ice cream with raspberries and smooshed up graham cracker could be the perfect complement to your evening ☺️