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I think “put the guns down” is a reasonable take.

If Noah doesn’t want to support an organization that ruins young men’s lives then he shouldn’t have signed with the Knicks.

Please. That’s dumb. For every WWII we could name 100 other conflicts fought for more amorphous reasons.

Sort of true. But his father was born in 1960 and his grandfather was from Cameroon.

Noah is about my age. Since I was born, there has been exactly 1 military engagement we’ve been in that was justified, and that was Afghanistan, and even then that was a bit of a stretch.

Yes, because the existence of one just military conflict means all military conflicts must be just!

I mean, it’s alright to acknowledge the truth of your statement and still admire people who voice sentiments similar to Noah’s, right?

If U.S. businessmen weren’t supporting the Nazis, their probably would have never been a war.

Yeah, but had the European powers not had such a huge hard on for sending young kids into the meat grinder in 1914, that Austrian corporal would have been just some other mouth breathing asshole with a portfolio of shitty paintings on the streets of Vienna.

Not you. Just grabbing any excuse to post this.

This is how Western Civilization collapses. Not with a bang but by watching some bangin’.

Does that mean we can have the Hulk Hogan tape back

My churl, my churl, don’t tweet at me;

That train wasn’t the only thing chugging this morning.

+75,000,000 (backed by Rhode Island)

If you’re wrong; cool

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Then = series of operations. Than = comparison of two things. Why do no trump supporters know this?