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I’ll go one further: Dems are obscenely fortunate that Drumpf got the nomination. Anyone else from the GOP would be up by more than 10 points on her Vileness and would have won handily in November.

In Russia, Cathrine the Great rides you?

Looking for a Catherine the Great joke. It’s around here somewhere.

Gary Johnson: Nowhere Man

Yeah she really fucking is.

Doubtful. Cynical race-baiting is politics 101. Doesn’t seem to have made Bill less “likable”. Certainly doesn’t hurt Reagan’s hallowed image. Yet the same people who like them hate her.

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“More for Gore or the son of a drug lord? None of the above! Fuck it, cut the cord!” God, I miss Zack. His voice is so desperately needed right now. If he was that pissed off by the 2000 election, imagine what he thinks of this shit.

So, I guess this is what you’re fishing for -- it’s worth articulating. Hillary is so much more dis-likable than other politicians because she is a woman.

I honestly wonder this. Why is she so “unlikable”, especially compared to guys like Romney the vampire capitalist or Bush in 2004, post Iraq fiasco? It can’t just be because she’s a Clinton, as Bill (the impeached, adulterous liar) has high favorability numbers.

I think it was Trevor Noah who said a few weeks ago that the only person that either of these two could ever possibly beat in an election is each other.

To be fair, Hillary Clinton is about as unlikable of a candidate as there’s ever been. Other than Trump of course.

correct, he should have shot him.

My friend who is a lawyer said immediately upon reading that she would have advised him to say no he didn’t know either until they explicitly defined what they meant by it in this context. She said it sounds awful on the surface, but in a trial the meaning of a word isn’t set in stone to a jury and both sides try to

I read that as “perverse in the face of adversity.” So I went with it.

Thanks. He lived a long and happy life.

Feeding skyline chili to dogs begets more skyline chili

Barney made 11 consecutive dog days before he got too old to climb the stairs last year.

Perhaps said company should do a bit of research about where they intend to build a pipeline and make sure they don’t fuck over people in this country who are probably the most fucked over and least talked about people in our country.

I wonder what propipliners would say if a company was given the okay to run a pipeline straight through Arlington National Cemetery?

There’s some fucking Pinkerton shit going on out there. They’re siccing dogs on people. If you’re not outraged about building a pipeline that will invariably leak, poisoning land and water, you should be outraged about the goddamn barbarism of the jackbooted thugs trying to get the thing built. To say nothing of yet