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Most of us have been subject to the same propaganda.

Except for all of Europe, where Bernie’s platform would be generally centrist, and they exceed the States in almost all measures of quality of life, healthcare, education, happiness, freedom, etc.

If you played RBI Baseball, you love Rock Raines.

That was a weird, coke-fueled night.

You’re mostly right, but they are unified. Behind ANYONE who is not Hillary. Reanimate Jefferson Davis and slap an R behind his name and he would have the same support Trump does. He’d definitely carry the same states.

I’m not a praying man, but if I was, this is what I would be praying for. I can’t get behind a lot of what the Libertarians stand for, but I’d much rather they be the conservative counterpoint in this country.

Then again, you could replace Pence with any Republican and that holds true.

That was art. The digressions, the repetitions, the dearth of syllables... I thought for a second it was an actual stump speech. Bravo.

I have been very, very good for women. I was way ahead of the curve.”

Just not the “fuckable” ones.

I was just thinking that. She’s going to be excoriated. I mean, yeah, big dumb fuck-up, but that doesn’t have shit to do with this. It’ll be blood in the water for Breitbart and Fox, but a giant nothingburger for anyone left who’s actually undecided.

No way. You’re way off track.

After that shit show, we’re all too drunk right now for that. But boy, I’d love to see someone take a run at that tomorrow.

Been saying it all along, “Give us Trump. We’ll smoke that fool, even with Hillary’s unfavorables.” Well, that’s looking super frightening right now, but can you imagine if it were Cruz? We’d be losing by 10% and I’d be a Canadian citizen now, rather than in two months.

Nah, man. She’s subject to the same hate on the right for sure, but that doesn’t explain why so many people on the left are so uncomfortable with her. That can’t be explained by any of your arguments above, despite what idiots want to say about “Bernie bros.” That shit ain’t true, and any thinking liberal knows it.

^THIS!!! What the fuck, guys. We’re better than this.

I think it’s similar to the visceral discomfort with candidates like Cruz and Romney and Gore. There’s a certain level of roboticism that puts you into uncanny valley. Hillary, as hard as she tries and for as many years as she’s rehearsed, or probably because, lands right there. It’s not her gender, it’s not her

Fair point. But that definitely doesn’t make it ok.