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No doubt there are legit criticisms of her. Sexism doesn’t explain it all, and I haven’t advocated that it does. My point simply is that, in an election this tight, when the choice is effectively between a man that seems to have trouble tying his own shoes, and a functional adult that at least attempts to put

This is a low bar, BUT, at least they’ve committed to using union labor for the construction and are giving the service workers for the arena a sliding raise, starting at $12/hr next year, going to $15/hr in 2023 (also going the union route on service employees in arena). So at least some of that money seems like it

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

I’ll go one further: Dems are obscenely fortunate that Drumpf got the nomination. Anyone else from the GOP would be up by more than 10 points on her Vileness and would have won handily in November.

In Russia, Cathrine the Great rides you?

Looking for a Catherine the Great joke. It’s around here somewhere.

Gary Johnson: Nowhere Man

Yeah she really fucking is.

Doubtful. Cynical race-baiting is politics 101. Doesn’t seem to have made Bill less “likable”. Certainly doesn’t hurt Reagan’s hallowed image. Yet the same people who like them hate her.

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“More for Gore or the son of a drug lord? None of the above! Fuck it, cut the cord!” God, I miss Zack. His voice is so desperately needed right now. If he was that pissed off by the 2000 election, imagine what he thinks of this shit.

So, I guess this is what you’re fishing for -- it’s worth articulating. Hillary is so much more dis-likable than other politicians because she is a woman.

I honestly wonder this. Why is she so “unlikable”, especially compared to guys like Romney the vampire capitalist or Bush in 2004, post Iraq fiasco? It can’t just be because she’s a Clinton, as Bill (the impeached, adulterous liar) has high favorability numbers.

I think it was Trevor Noah who said a few weeks ago that the only person that either of these two could ever possibly beat in an election is each other.

To be fair, Hillary Clinton is about as unlikable of a candidate as there’s ever been. Other than Trump of course.

correct, he should have shot him.

My friend who is a lawyer said immediately upon reading that she would have advised him to say no he didn’t know either until they explicitly defined what they meant by it in this context. She said it sounds awful on the surface, but in a trial the meaning of a word isn’t set in stone to a jury and both sides try to

I read that as “perverse in the face of adversity.” So I went with it.

Thanks. He lived a long and happy life.

Feeding skyline chili to dogs begets more skyline chili

Barney made 11 consecutive dog days before he got too old to climb the stairs last year.