Perhaps said company should do a bit of research about where they intend to build a pipeline and make sure they don’t fuck over people in this country who are probably the most fucked over and least talked about people in our country.

I wonder what propipliners would say if a company was given the okay to run a pipeline straight through Arlington National Cemetery?

There’s some fucking Pinkerton shit going on out there. They’re siccing dogs on people. If you’re not outraged about building a pipeline that will invariably leak, poisoning land and water, you should be outraged about the goddamn barbarism of the jackbooted thugs trying to get the thing built. To say nothing of yet…

The cropping is the best part, it says”Im being dishonest”, but the missed details say “Im incompetent”.

Dear god, has Texas annexed Florida? /s

I dunno. Seems kinda Chile in there.

Trump thought that was a Russian flag so he left it in.

While they might have cropped out the rafters, he forgot the GIANT FUCKING TEXAS FLAG on the left.

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Voting for war crimes out of fatigue is chill, but slightly off color jokes? GTFO!

The thing I’m most scared is when he loses he goes full bore crazy with the whole “The election was rigged” narrative.

Even if Trump were to drop out tomorrow, somehow never give an interview ever again, the can of alt-right worms he opened won’t go away so easily. Even when he loses and loses big, the toxic waste he unloaded on the American political system won’t just evaporate.

Jesus fuck. This is the longest SNL cold open ever.

“People don’t know this about Iraq, but they have among the largest oil reserves in the world.”

Fred Armisen predicting Trump’s approach to answering Matt Lauer’s questions:

Gonna be hard to get internet access at that point. Our new Russian overlords aren’t going to take kindly to the anti-Putin sentiment around here.

Trump watched the last scene of There Will Be Blood, and thinks we can just suck all of the oil out of the Middle East with a giant straw.

I hope you have access to some kind of alternate universe then.

“People don’t know this about Iraq, but they have among the largest oil reserves in the world.”

Replacements for the lightning jack adapter, which you will definitely lose, will cost $300 at the Apple Store, the only place you can buy them.