In his defense I would like to fuck right off to (and in) Sweden. Please advise.

Sadly, this hasn’t always been the message for POC who just wanted to fuck right off...

Exactly, they all want to go back to America in the 50s, saying it was better then—-yup, it was great for all those non-whites too.

If you’re a cranky old white man, you can say that we need to make America great again, because there are all these minorities and women asking for special (read: equal) treatment. Obviously America isn’t great for YOU. You used to be top dog, king shit, and you could get away with anything! Nowadays when you yell…

get back to your basement and paint your 40k miniatures.

Breitbart got so frustrated by all the liberal lying liar polls lying that Clinton is beating Trump that they contracted a polling company to poll a right thinking non-lying poll.

Next stop: weeping

Finest Kind, to everyone.

Been hanging around since about 2009 but just started commenting about a year ago (I think). It should speak to the greatness of this website and it’s contributors (Writers and commenters) over the years that this is my favorite and most visited website by far and I don’t even really like sports all that much!

I’m a…

OK, because I’m essentially a bitter, working class crank who retches a little when sincere appreciation isn’t first coated in a thick layer of contempt: on Monday, when Trump buys Gawker to use as a clearinghouse for Benghazi stories, and the NFL buys Deadspin as a place “for NFL fans to be NFL family”, I doubt…

Did the Cardinals respond?

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Du Li noted.

I’d never call myself a conservative but yeah I voted for him last time and I will again. I do think there’s an inherent hubris in social engineering that obscures the negative effects of “taking action”. When we’re not sure if we know the correct way to address an issue often less is more.

If that’s an honest calculus, and there’s another candidate more in-line with your thinking, that’s all good.

I want this to happen so bad, just so I can laugh and feel superior. There is no way you could support him and not feel like an idiot in that scenario.

OK but what about the birther stuff? His 2012 near campaign where he threatened to run as. Republican then as well?

I do not want to seem to let Trump off the hook for the awfulness of his campaign by framing it entirely as a work of kayfabe. I am sure that, down in his little charcoal heart, he believes (as much as he is capable of believing anything other than that he should have what he wants) the vile shit he says; he surely is…

Let’s be clear here, Trump is Nathan Lane as Max Bialystock. Not Zero Mostel. And whoever his Leo Bloom is (Manafort?) can be Matthew Broderick, because fuck if I’m comparing any of these people to Gene Wilder.