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With earwigs. Blech!!!! I'm pretty much a pacifist, but when I see one of those spawns of Satan, I am consumed with MURDER!!!!!!

Yeah, that can be annoying, but not as annoying as the mosquitos and midges they eat. Pro-Dragonfly!

Well, that's a vagina bug there on the left...

Good stuff.

You mean James Jones, Richard Jefferson, Mo Williams and the rest of those ring chasers?

You just inspired Bron’s next film. Training Day 2: The RomCom.

Did you mean “but” or “so”?

First against the wall.

I was thinking more Dubs/Blazers, when Steph and Dame are both supernova, whirring ball movement, spectacular shooting, etc.

It IS the beautiful game. If you like pugilism, there’s always MMA.

And the game was shitty for it.

Oh man, I can just hear Chuck now...

I will gladly sex anyone who can son Bron at the rim like that. Jesus Christ that was beautiful.

Get off his lawn.

Your spelling of “offence” (which my spellcheck corrected) makes me question your credibility.

Rule of threes.

The latter. Definitely the latter.

What's your beef, bro?

Oh come on. Just let her ham it up.