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Without the Dubs and Curry showing that you can win by gunning threes from almost half court, Dame wouldn’t have license to do what he does and would just be another dude. Blazers fans, of all people, should be cool with what the Dubs are doing.

Saw your screed above. Bulls fan here (no pity solicited, just full disclosure). I don’t and can’t understand the Steph hate. I don’t care for his religious overtones, nah, undertones, but I love what he’s doing for the game. But more than that, I love what this Dubs them is doing, their energy, how they play the

Ooh... Too soon.

Cavs fan?

Exactly. When the bards of Bristol sing his tale, it will highlight this game. Return from injury, monster performance. Like Michael’s flu game or Isiah’s game 6 in the ‘88 Finals.

Oh man, that was fun.

But what about that comment about threes? Please tell me no one was considering a rain pun...

I just want to hug you and all of your stars right now. You're all beautiful, this story is beautiful, and fuck anyone who has a problem with any part of this.

Ew.

Goddamn sweaty-ass Motiejunas. Taking our jobs wasn't enough, now these damn dirty foreigners are taking our best basketball players. BUILD THE WALL!

Thanks man. Between you and Melisandre turning out to be an old hag, this night has been a real bummer.

That’s an absolutely amazing graph. Gonna have to borrow that.

Hear, hear!

...says Clipper Mike. Beautiful synergy.

Ew. Those grapes.

Had this argument with a Bulls fan while watching the end of the Dubs last night. Granted, he was drunk as fuck and pretty incoherent, but physicality was his hot take, too. But how physical can you really be with Steph and Klay, who are at their most dangerous beyond (sometimes well beyond) the arc and are as elusive

Best take.

That second clip is pretty telling. It's shameless that LBJ gets away with that crap.

This is the truest and best take.

You'll never convince me that that final heave down the court wasn't a shot.