My Lancia Scorpion would do 85
Tore up its valve train, now I don’t drive...

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Jason’s story about the Illuminati’s secret messages hidden in the left-turn signal flash frequency on the 1960 Imperial LeBaron?

Oh man this makes me like Mr. X to the Z Xzibit all over again.

Power bands! They sell those at KaleCo

This must be the first time a Honda Ridgeline has been referred to as a bro truck for any reason.

I know a place you can get one of those riot helmets with face shield. Then you just need something to protect ya neck, I recommend some Wu Tang clan.

Only a fraction more than the number that jump on the back of the cart and yell “WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” across the parking lot.

Jason, you need a podcast and your guests should all be guys like this. Like, right now man.

Tough shit, crybaby. This entitled American attitude makes me puke. Consumers expect to have their butt-holes sucked constantly these days. GO FUCK YOURSELF. Buy a Chrysler, and enjoy it.

This has to be the worst sport ever...Why would anyone want to be around a bunch of women on their cycle?

What if we made a FWD endurance racing prototype?

Also the coverage too was incredible. They should keep it up for all the other races. Never before have I been so into a race, the announcers where superb.

Wu Ke mistake.

What a weird and unfortunate article to have to write...

I love football, but have a harder and harder time just vegging out and watching it like a big dumb baby than I used to the more and more this information comes out. You watch a guy like Antonio Brown go ragdoll from a helmet hit, and it’s hard to ignore the CTE elephant in the room.

Is this where the expression “Riding Bitch” comes from?

Came for this, left satisfied.

There goes his passenger floorpan.