Her story is mostly bullshit, but it is possible to sleep through the first part of an  accident. But the first thing you hit wakes you up. Ask me how I know. 

It’s the cabinet from Idiocracy. I fully expect the EPA clown to say every 3 minutes: Brought to you by Shell-Exxon-Mobile.

The worst part in this case is her delusion led her to feed the monkey as if he was a human child, instead of feeding him food that a monkey needs to live, which ended up with him being horribly malnourished.

His real mom was likely killed by a poacher because influencers who need baby monkeys for clicks have created a black market for baby monkeys.

‘I’m not going to let one little mistake break me I’m willing to change anything and everything for him.’

She almost loved him to death.

I know we all want to focus on the poor monkey, but let’s not gloss over this other crazy actual part of the story:

I understand, as writer from Ol’ Blighty, you may not be familiar with the term fur baby. Where grown people wheel their pets around in baby strollers and dress them in dorky outfits that would make the mean pets pick on them.

That was a noise abatement turn. They only needed ~3500 feet to clear the mountains, ten miles ahead of them.

From the news story it is clear that the monkey was the smartest one in the car and the "influencer" should be facing animal abuse charges as well as DUI. 

She is trash & should be put through the same torture & isolation she happily put that animal through. Of course it’s in TX, where there are more tigers in backyard than there are in the wild across the world.
Every day living w/ her was torment to that monkey, no matter what she gave it or entertained it w/. They…

It’s wild animal, not a child. You are not its mother. You know how I know that. 1. Monkey moms are fucking awesome. They protect their offspring, teach them how to survive in the wild, feed them, clean them... monkey mom shit. and 2. You’re not a fucking monkey.

Good on the sanctuary owner for refusing to return that poor, abused monkey to that influencer that barely deserves to be called a human.

You are not its mother, you are its owner. Its keeper. You failed to keep your pet in good condition, and thus failed to earn the privilege of owning one.

You know, I had an engine fire at the gate a couple weeks ago in Phoenix which was a serious event, where’s my article? lol
But seriously this was a non event. An expedite command from ATC just means do it now without delay it’s not an emergency turn or they had to do a CFIT avoidance maneuver. Expedite turns, climbs,…

“There was no Enhanced Ground Proximity Warning System (EGPWS) alert as there were no issues with terrain clearance based on the trajectory of the aircraft.”

Ryan – As much as I know we all seek catchy headlines, the above statement means the American Airlines flight did NOT almost crash into a mountain.

Ford and GM are well on their way to being a US-only car manufacturers. Loss of the EV funding will be the final nail in the coffin.

Reverse:  I still have an original Xbox I dust off every couple of years to play KOTOR and KOTOR2.  Even though I have both games on PC, it’s just more fun to play on the console.

Good fucking question, if it was you or me pulling half these antics in front of a judge then we’d be doing time already.

When the fuck are any of these fucking assholes going to be locked the fuck up?