I dunno. As a fellow Gen Xer, I kinda like that we’re not talked about. Let the Boomers & Millenials fight!!

“...read by the chief people officer”

Ye gads, the amount of time I spent on Pitfall and River Raid...

Thinking the same thing. Following.

What does the Salty Waitress think about this???

Agreed. You torture and kill my mom? I’m gonna fucking kill you, your kids and your goddamn pets. 

*DAMN good coffee and pie

Agreed 100%. Garfield’s bit where he saved MJ from the fall brought me to tears, and I haven’t seen either of his Spidey films. He absolutely stole every scene he was in.

LUMBERJACK, BABY!!!!

Yup. Remember guitar solos? (Pepperidge Farms remembers). They’ve mostly been replaced with rap solos. 

>SHUDDER<

Yep. How long do you figure until she’s suicided? I remember hearing how Epstein “killed himself” and how I felt no surprise whatsoever. 

“THEY’RE NOT SORRY—THEY’RE JUST CAUGHT”

My first car was a 1989 Toyota Supra (gray, turbo). My dad and I were out car shopping, and I wasn’t keen on the looks of it at first- but at his insistence we took it for a test drive. When I hit the gas I just knew this was it.

Right?? I read it and thought wow, Melanie McCraken either got TWICE as much in that lawsuit, or she’s cloned herself so she only had to work half as much. 

It really suffers, I think, because Kubrick passed away so soon after they finished filming. Makes you wonder what a real finished cut would’ve looked like, you know? 

You’d think with a doctorate that she’d know (and accept) the benefits of flea baths.