*zips lips* I'll only tell Bucky! 

She was in jail for three days for unpaid parking tickets??

They let a woman suffer for days until she died, one of them got a finger wagging and the other got MONEY?!?!? WTF?!?! Why aren’t THEY in prison now?

Everything about this story is seriously fucked up, starting with why the fuck was she in jail for 3 days for parking tickets?

Psh we all know he isn’t 54. He is hundreds of years old. 

Sometimes it works for him (John Wick)

I cannot believe there was not a single Keanu-is-a-vampire joke in this blurb.

Word.

To this day, in my decade-long (and still going) career in books, Keanu has been THE most delightful bookworm/book collector/now indie publisher I’ve ever had the pleasure to sell books to. Extremely well read, and loves to discuss books with you, with so much enthusiasm.

I don’t really care. I’ll watch anything he’s in because I love him. *swoons

Keane has been my future ex-husband number three since 1985.  

Best guy in Movies. 

I think if it ever came out that Keanu Reeves was anything other than completely excellent, we would all die.

<Weeps.> Well, colour me envious. I’ve never run into Keanu, let alone had pretext for a nice date with him. Instead, I always seem to run into Ethan Hawke. (Not that I am complaining.)

Ditto 

Yes. Just not always in the right movie (see Dangerous Liasons)

do birthdays really matter to the immortal?

do birthdays really matter to the immortal?

From 1986-present. I still would.

EDIT: easily top-5 most fuckable actors.