LMAO! I don’t think I’m that embarrassed on second thought.

I already have two dogs and sometimes they do talk back, lol. But yeah, they can be my snuggly bbs for now until forever while I figure out what I’m going to do with my life.

YES. I’m a huge Adam Driver fan and the tension in his scenes was killer. I was so sure he was going to get caught and it made my stomach hurt a little knowing what the other men could do and probably get away with.

I looooooooved Sorry to Bother You. It was weird, yes, and a little uncomfortable because I was watching it with a total stranger and I didn’t know how he felt about the nudity when *that* bit started happening. Still, it was different and interesting and thought-provoking with great art design so naturally I loved it.

Bucky is my favorite Jezebel pup. Don’t tell anyone else I told you this, lol.

Yay for your girl! Keep going strong, pup!

That sleeping kitty face is killing me. Hi, Buster! You cutie.

I’m on the fence. I’m lazy by nature and I don’t want to change anything in my life - financially, socially, etc. But over the past month-ish my body has been screaming for me to have a baby.

You’re in! We’re getting jackets made soon.

I’m ashamed at how hot I find Machine Gun Kelly. Thanks, Roadies.

Look at his teeth. It’s really bad veneer work and makes his mouth look strange.

Oh my god. I shouldn’t be surprised, I really shouldn’t.

...They call uteri a what now?

But then wouldn’t Twin Peaks have been Teen Peaks too?

Because tattoos are dope. (But I know what you mean. To each their own of course. :) )

I know she has more money than god so her hair, when worn down, could theoretically be real. But it’s so shiny and damn pretty that I think it’s a wig because how is it so perfect otherwise? My hair could never. :(

I have two! An impulse bunch of flowers on my wrist that is fading badly after less than a year and has a misshapen petal. And the other one is Rey on my shoulder but it’s a little (or maybe a lot) hard to tell that it’s Daisy Ridley. And that one is so dark and detailed that it’s going to be such a bitch to remove…

Oh, god damn it. I’d forgotten all about the Riverdale is the New Black subplot.

Welp. I’m disgusted.

All the money in the world and his mouth looks like that. WHY.