Lily Rabe is also a Murder House occupant - the original owner. “my baby! my baby, have you seen my baby?”

I kinda hope this season is the last and ends with an actual in universe apocalypse. Like the end of cabin in the woods

It’s like he didn’t even watch the fucking movie!

Mazel tov.

Stranger Things have happened.

Clearly neither of them had seen Muppets Take Manhattan or they could have avoided the situation.

Earlier this weekend, she also revealed that she has a professional lotion...er to see that she is moisturized.

So first you have to be a 90's "it girl" known for being sorta gothy...

Maybe Keanu and Winona not knowing they were meant to be together set us on this, the darkest timeline.

I was hoping Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder were really together. 

She opens her floor routine with a fucking Moors!! And it’s perfect!!!!

I’ve always enjoyed watching gymnastics, especially during the olympics, but I have absolutely no knowledge of the technical aspects. Phrases such as ‘full twisting double back.’ might as well be in another language.

I was a camera operator for a video company that shot the trials to go to this. Imagine the same event in a tiny gym in Battle Creek, Michigan. I coughed out chalk for a week after I got home.

All you need now is a rock and a fictional bird and you are all set for an early defeat in the NCAA tournament. 

Or her American Cheerios for Roundup weed killer.

Funny story about that: I used to deliver afternoon newspapers on a route that ended at the local General Electric plant. They made the electricity meters you see on the outside of houses—the glass domed meters. Anyway, I read the paper everyday before I delivered it, because I wasn’t a good delivery boy. I’d read…

It can be bad on its own, but it’s also a disease that’s really bad for the immunocompromised.

I’ve had it enough times that I know exactly how it feels, but I suppose someone whose immune system hasn’t been trashed by excessive antibiotics in their youth (as mine was, thanks Mom, way to help) would be less familiar with the symptoms.

It took out Jim Henson. Pneumonia can sneak up on you, un-diagnosed, and can be a bitch to shake.

Gone too soon . . .