My father became a paraplegic at age 21 in a car wreck. He's 75 now. He has had numerous surgeries, including shaving his ischial tuberosities to avoid pressure ulcers. He gets kidney infections every so often from having to do intermittent self-catheterization. He has to give himself an enema every day to be able to…

You don't capitalize the unit "gray," just the abbreviation (Gy) as it's a derived SI unit (equal to J/kg), and all derived SI units are non-capitalized.

High priced stereo equipment is a placebo that makes you think higher priced stereo equipment sounds better the more you spend.

The blue crystals in (what used to be) Tide wash powder are placebos to make you think Tide washes clothes better.

You are incorrect. There are valves in the veins throughout the body.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Veno…

Like the poet said,

"Jock-o-mo fee-na ai na ne.
Jock-o-mo fee-na ne."

Looks like basic knowledge gets a pretty big boner and then impregnates the outer ring of exotic knowledge.

The distinction between the past, present and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.

- Albert Einstein

Never laugh at live dragons.

- JRR Tolkien

Jaguar + Subaru =
Jubaru?

"...but anyone who's watched the company through the years will tell you its real clarion call: It Just Works."

Yes, like handwriting recognition on the Newton PDA, for example.

Down on the farm, you see gay bulls here and there. They seem to be having fun.

My main beef with Apple Maps is that compared to Google, its real-time traffic info is sparser.

All humans have proto-gills and proto-tails early in their life cycle... there are many genes present in the organism's genome which are unexpressed. Something like 98% of the human DNA sequence is "non-coding."

His stubble would flay flesh.

Hahaha

Insane. When I was in HS, I would've loved to have published a stunt like this in our year, or posted it on Face.

My first travel gadget. Perhaps in retrospect one of my favorites.

mascarading /mass-keh-RA-ding/ v. 1. The act of applying mascara to someone or something.

"Make you my hobby..."