The Taylor Swift of shoes.

ON THIS THE MOST TURKEY OF DAYS.

Dammit, woman. Now I have to watch the blackhead video. Again. And again. On this, the day of thanks!

So... their defense is that they spent as much as they wanted on the understanding that they wouldn't tell her husband? Their silence was conditional on her providing unlimited funds.

I can't tell you how many men I've told, "just because I don't come doesn't mean I'm not enjoying it!"

YEAHSSSSSSS!!! That moment in Earth Girls Are Easy where he steps out of the tanning both and is all shirtless and pointy-earred and DREAMY....I spent the night friend Beth's after her engagement party and she woke me up by queing up that EXACT SCENE, which is the next best thing, I guess, to waking up next to Jeff…

I will say this: with the exception of my first boss right out of college (and I failed to see that she was there for me), many of my female bosses have been very self serving. While I understand ambition, it is my opinion that you look better is your staff is better developed and useful to your department. The only…

UNTRUE.
I can spend two hours in an Office Max just coveting things and not buying. Can I get an amen, fellow office supply fetishists? (Not a sexual fetish or anything. Okay, you guys can get an amen, too.)

Cute kitten, tho.

NO. I didn't have an A in Fabric Sciences but I can still tell you, pilling has almost everything to do with the quality of the fibers used in the knitting process... length / mixture of the fibers specifically. If you've got a cheap blend with short fibers twisted in, there will be hella pilling. Synthetics pill less…

I would think more of the people who can afford to do it are probably white. It probably skews the data that way. Higher population sample = higher end result.

I look forward to Heidi Klum's costumes all year round. I like how she never goes as sexy sexxy sexxxy something or another. Always original, usually, mostly not offensive.

At first I was like:

I've had two mentors. Both men. I've had two bosses who were so batshit crazy-evil that I lasted only months in their employ before there was a puff of smoke at my desk and a biscuit-shaped hole in the door from where I ran through it. Both of those bosses were women.

As someone who was an adult when this movie came out, I remember my early impressions. First and foremost: Harrison Ford and Melanie Griffiths almost made me like financial types, even in an era where Gordon Gecko already personified the guy we loved to hate.

I loved this movie when it came out when I was 12. I definitely watched it over and over and over.

Nice. also, thanks the Joan Cusack shout out. She really should be in everything ever made.

Jezebel: Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women, and Your One Stop Shop for Late 80s/Early 90s David Duchovny Small Role Film Trivia. Without Airbrushing.

See, I'm equally fascinated by your opinion! Thongs make me so uncomfortable that I become irrationally angry/tearful by the end of the day.

I remember when I was in the 2nd grade and I wrote a poem in honor of my beloved cat called "I Love My Pussy." The teacher used it in a display of student works, but she told me I had to change the title to "I Love My Cat," even though it totally hurt the rhyme scheme. It took me awhile to get why she wanted a change.

People talking about Gaga = 0