Because the relative attractiveness of women (be it of their labia and vulvas or otherwise (oh, p.s. there are no vaginas pictured in that cover)) has been wielded at them as a weapon that has been a successful tool in preventing them from achieving full and equal personhood in society, in ways that a man's…

Funny story! Justin Long was my husband's college roommate. My husband is a sweet and nerdy guy, and JL was a colossal jerk to him (ruined/his stuff, etc.), to the point where my guy applied for a room transfer. When Galaxy Quest came out, turns out JL used his personality and mannerisms. So if you liked JL in Galaxy…

Interesting. I usually just feel gross and bloated and not very sexy, but I sometimes want period sex and always regret it because it starts the vicious cramps up again. I know the theory is that orgasms help with cramps, but that hasn't been my experience.

I have a strict rule against dating dudes who LIKE period sex. I want four days to feel gross and miserable in peace, thank you very much.

You can be proud of being a woman and proud of getting a period and still hate the shit out of what it does to you.

To me pads feel like when you're wearing a super structured undergarment - it makes me feel safe and not afraid and constantly trying to monitor myself to see if I'm starting to leak.

I don't know, I'm not proud of pooping because it's a sign that I'm a living creature and not a plant or a rock.

I never thought my period could get worse or I would wind up hating it until I got Paragard.

30 years of menstruation and I am over it. At first it was ok...after about 20 years the system started to act a little off-kilter (because its not bad enough when its operating normally). Now, in peri-menopause years its bloody awful (pun intended). I recently opted for a Mirena IUD even though I do not need it for…

That was great. I will watch anything with Janeane Garofalo in it. She is the celebrity that I idolize and want to be best friends with. Does everyone have one of those? She's mine. And she is brilliant.

How about we get rid of all reality TV - well maybe not the cooking shows - and replace it with Double Dare, Legends of the Hidden Temple, and Guts? Obviously hosted by Marc Summers, Kirk Fogg, and Mike O'Malley, respectively, in all their greying hair glory?

Dude, you had me at Oliver Platt, but Jose Zuniga and Mitch Pileggi?? It's also cool to see someone else on Jez who appreciates the underrated guys. If you ever want to see Zuniga in something where he doesn't play the generic Colombian baddy, check out Blue in the Face, another waaaay underrated movie. It's the…

Sweet! You have excellent taste. My crush on Oliver Platt looks to be a lifelong one... I do love those big bears, especially if they're hilarious and extremely talented! But in The Impostors, he's really at his most adorable. I don't really believe in marriage, but I'm pretty sure I would marry Oliver Platt. :)

Do yourself a favor and watch The Impostors sometime. Not only because Woody is in it (actually, he's only in one scene, but it's hilarious), but it's seriously one of the most underrated flicks ever created. The cast includes Stanley Tucci (director and writer), Tony Shalhoub, Steve Buscemi, Oliver Platt, Campbell…

RATIONALIZATION

I'm pretty sure 99% of Jez's readers have always been well aware that he's a manipulative asshole. Have a look back through the comments on some of his articles...

I'll send you late-to-the-party solidarity, from Australia so I'm usually too late to the party that is happening a day after the day it's here.

Here is my brain's narrative: Oh, that's nice, yup, that's good, WAIT, ARE YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF, STOP IT, STOP IT RIGHT NOW, THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE.