The left drawing reminded me of this Kate Beaton comic:

(I misunderstood)

That is amazing.

AND YET it's true. The Greek/Roman part about liking small, supposedly in-control genitals, at least; I'm a classicist and therefore know about how ancient Greeks liked their penes. (That's the Latin plural of penis just to prove my classicist chops.)

This is possible the worst assessment of mythology I've ever seen. You do know that they deliberately exaggerated Priapus, right? And that his depiction in no way reflects what they felt about the ones actual human men possessed?

Let's not forget we somehow created this culture of fame. And continue to create. We're all lost. *sniff*

But Vivienne Westwood and Debbie Harry were unique and OWNED their styles. They were respected for their styles. This chick is just every single trend in the past year. Boring.

And here is the same story across other (relatively major) outlets:

Actually, they are talking about the flight attendant heroes. Here is one, and I read the same story on Yahoo this morning as it was one of their top links.

Uh, okay, except this is a top story on SFGate.com, the local paper of record where the accident occurred:

Same here, even when I was at the peak of my 20's, scarfing Ripped Fuel, barely eating and working out a ton, my thighs were nowhere near not touching. If possible at all, I would have to be on the literal verge of death by starvation before "thigh gap" would happen. By contrast, a good friend of mine was only a few…

the late River Phoenix

At any point does she just yell "THE ARISTOCRATS"?

Those signs look as though they were written by hateful internet cats. (And internet cats are not hateful. Can they be snarky? Yes. Grump? Obviously. Psychotic? You betcha. But they are not hateful.) I also think of George Michael's "This is a tricky gray area" protest sign from Arrested Development.

On that day, God decided to impart on the world the secret of cold fusion, the cure for cancer, and the number of licks it takes to get to the Tootsie-Roll center of a Tootsie Pop. Unfortunately for mankind, he chose a cat as His messenger.