Jason, we need more articles like this, seriously. I always enjoy an informative article, and topics like these go mainly uninformed. I'm looking forward to the next one!

Its weird that you wrote this article. I loved cornering lights for some reason when I was a kid. I used to have grandma turn hers on on her 88 Chrysler New Yorker just so I could see them. They were always classy to me. I've always found it weird though that mostly every gen of Nissan Maxima has had cornering lamps.

An up armored D9 Bulldozer would do wonders on saving money on explosives and labor.

Those people know more about life than you could imagine.

Shannon Hamilton: You see, Bruce, I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They're much more in need of solace and they're fairly open to suggestion. And, I use that to fuck them some place very uncomfortable.

That's why you wait until CarMax has one in stock. Have you learned nothing from Demuro?

While a Fission Fusion weapon would be very hard to produce, a uranium gun design should be much simpler. You simply need to walk down to your local drugstore and buy some Uranium 235 (65 kg).

Death Race... the original one.

Fun fact, the man leaning on the car is 6'4" tall.

I kept mine pretty simple and classy, dark blue paint with tan leather. But I couldn't pass on the shark face. Shark face FTW.

3.) Bluetooth

Fun fact, Luigi in a W25 is historically correct

I was once pulled over for speeding in Boston in my Subaru 360. I was totally stunned. I asked the guy what the radar said and he told me he wasn't using radar but, it looked like I was going "too fast" around a corner. I explained that the 25 horsepower two-stroke kind of prevented me from ever going "too fast." So,…

The guys in CHiPs did it when they had to drive cars on days it rained.

I just ordered a 235i yesterday. I know I'm not really commenting on the article, I'm just so excited.

sure thing!

Yup. Picked it up for 16k on CL. Has 50K miles!

On a Torch shop scale of 1-10 you have officially made it to 11.

Prepare your bodies for more pictures. I'm at the dealer meeting. I'll answer any questions that I can. Might have a test drive report for everyone later. It also looks more like a stingray in person.