I had this with orphan, who still sits there on his beach happy and thriving. Ironically, compared to some of the Shadow bosses I’ve challenged, orphan is likely a walk in the park. But for that BB run, that was the wall, and I too felt fulfilled and at peace. What a journey.

Ah lighten up guys. It’s a joke, jeez.

We decided to take what is considered “the most scenic roadway” in America, the Blue Ridge Parkway. Coming around the blind mountain turns in a 2003 Ford Windstar was no fun.

Where’s my Town Car? Where’s my Mark IV with Coyote V8?? Damnit Ford hurry up!

Engine breaking bad? Perhaps not, but you really should be at least rev matching on the downshift first.

My father in law has a Lucerne. He wanted to try a Buick before he passed. Thing needs new motor mounts every other year it feels like.

Did we watch different videos? It sounded like a thorough endorsement to me, in spite of that point. I guess that perspective doesn’t get page clicks though...

could you stay off the road please? thanks.

Hey I love Lincolns... but this is total CP. I’ve done quite a bit of work to mine, with the full understanding that I will never see a dollar of it back.

Specifications: aluminum valve covers and air cleaner assembly, and “high-capacity” fuel pump. Gotta give it to those boys in marketing.

Wooow. Now this video is a real treat. Hooning it up on national television. The interview is great. David E. Davis?!? Why can’t you find video journalism like this in the mainstream nowadays?

Now this is some quality Hoon of the Day shit.

Oh. Oh my...

uhh...

I, for one, dig the hell out of all these big ticket, made in america customs that actually seem to go and handle. Sure, this thing and, like, the Arch or the Vee-Two (Australian but whatever!) are so out of my income bracket even sniffing a seat is a financial impossibility. However, it’s a great day and age when…

A lot of those GT-R drivers, the ones who track, actually disable those aids entirely. You’ll cook your brakes in a lap if you let it adjust your stability for you, and you’ll be slower for it as well.

Nah nah, the duke boys did this with uncle Jesse’s 500.

Now this is a feel good story. Glad he wasn’t stuck with legal costs.

As the ultimate weebaoo, I once downloaded a speed warning app on my phone, found a .wav of the chime that someone recorded from an actual ae86, went into the filesystem and overwrote the stock file to make it go ding-ding, ding-ding. Just like Takumi Fujiwara’s car! I was pretty proud of myself... until the first…