Who the fuck are you? Paul Blart internet cop? blow me

Actually they are falling at h = 4.9t^2.

If I have to explain the joke ...

From what I can tell, this thing should have a 454 in it

Reserve not met...but only 3 hours left and just within budget!

Do you have a car with separate brake pedals for the fronts and rears?

No actually … how in the fuck does that look like a Miata? Please explain yourself, because these are the dumbest comments on Jalopnik.

"Fritz von Opel went on to design a rocket-powered train, which destroyed itself, another rocket-powered train, which also destroyed itself, and a rocket-powered glider, which also destroyed itself."

Driver Returns On Foot

I will one-up Whistle Tips and Bubb Rubb & 'Lil Sis and give you EXHAUST HORNS!

"I actually think they're fine as-is".

I've driven both and I actually think they're fine as-is, but the Internet critics say otherwise. So if it has to have more power, I vote 220 to 235 or so, from a turbo. That seems reasonable.

Holden Ute.

Diesel and hatchback bodystyle IMO.

Well... if you take a look at the chassis picture then you can see that it is most assuredly a RWD car. haha

[raises hand] can we make some for other GM blogs?

Your recurring villain could be "The Marauder". An out of control sedan with a disposition as bad as his handling. You'd be out there issuing chevy citations to the ne'er do-wells of the Napa Auto Parts Valley when suddenly a Nissan Rogue goes....well......itself and attempts to run over innocents while under the…

I totally disagree. How was it click bait, it gave a detailed description of those involved, the goals of the exercise and what challenges exist. If the USAF declassifies the results of the exercise I will report on it. Sorry, defense reporting is not Sports Center dude.

Enough power strokes and you'll be cummins for sure!