Tribute to the before-coffee commute.

The anti-flame surfacing. Just give me some slabs dammit!

My my my my Mitchell...

Awesome. Twitch and DMC were probably my favorites out of the bunch. Brought me back to the days of watching chewed up Crusty Demons vhs tapes with my old riding buddy. What a great idea for a competition.

Compelling argument.

Will the up-armored version include whale penis interior?

Am I wearing an H-D branded T-Shirt?

Ah! Gorgeous! Lovely! Makes my lunch break! More HotD, please.

With Hot Merging Action!

Ahh, but see, I removed the AC compressor, advanced the timing so that the car would overheat in traffic, and drilled my airbox to swiss cheese to get some of that sweet hot air into the engine. Throw on the flowmaster cat back exhaust and you would have had some real competition!

I see lots of SV’s, Ninjas, and both air and liquid cooled ducs at the front of the pack these days.

I’m still mad at the GT cruiser that dusted my Plymouth Caravelle at that stoplight in high school. You’d think my NA 2.4l I4, 3-spd auto K car could hang, but that darn turbo spooled up in that PT and I was done!

120 - 150hp would make Tail of the Dragon dash cam footage a shit ton more fun too! I bet Evil would have cleared snake river with those numbers.

Bah. Why would a Harley need more horsepower? Has anyone bought a non XR-750 under any pretense of having a competitive amount of horsepower? I thought we were just getting out of the ridiculous horsepower wars of the superbike world... Are they starting now in the cruiser market as well? Here is a list of possible…

No, and I’m not sure how you’d come to that conclusion out of what I just said. Then again, I wasn’t sure in the first place what the hell Obama and this supposed moratorium on negative news regarding him had with the topic at hand.

Huh? Oh you’re one of those “I don’t believe the liberal media” bumper sticker types. As if all media isn’t owned by the same corporations dicking people over on either side of the political spectrum.

The (real) SSK makes me fall in love for the first time, every time I see it.

Excalipoor.

Shrugs? Over the Diavel? You’ve been hanging out with some negative Nancy duc ride. And that bike is a VMax competitor, not a cruiser.

80hp, sure, but with 80ft/lbs of torque. I’ve grown up on Japanese and Italian sportbikes, but every time I get out on a sportster at one of these test rides Harley holds at most AMA sbk events, I totally get the appeal, even if the wal*mart t-shirts and special edition F150’s and hordes of weekend warrior dentists…