How was a late ‘90’s Explorer not a super offroad machine? (compared to the bloated, open diffed, low profile tire POS CUVs of today)

Wait, so that hump conceals a giant parabolic antenna? Really?

The only reason I’ve ever rescheduled a court date is because I knew it’d take me another month to pony up cash for the fine. I’ve always been courteous and have never had any clerk annoyed by this that I’m aware of. This is really something people do to subvert the system?

At this rate just use one of those MIG engined runway driers.

I used to think it was kind of cool... But now that they’re ubiquitous, maybe not every bike needs a rear fender delete and LEDs. It’s like the “euro-lights” of the civic crowd.

Most of the time this is intentional. My SRX-600 with dead-as-a-doornail battery would very much do this on every stroke though.

Here come the /r/motorcycles kool kids klub to tell you how wrong you are. Also, you made no mention of ATGATT in an totally unrelated thread, so let me fix this. ATGATT, ATGATT-ATGATT. ATGATT.

*edit* nibbled.

Needs more hillclimbers!

You’ve been listening to the wrong twins.

son-of-a... This is one of the repair items I’ve been putting off right now. I bet my wife crammed something under her seat and disconnected the sensor. This may save me a trip to CarMax!

A) This is a quasi-alternative automotive blog. What writing style do you expect him to use and still remain entertaining?

If EV’s are really the transportation appliance of the future, they ought to re-prioritize subsidies away from ethanol production and put it towards new nuclear power generation projects. If only they could re-use some of the construction that was wasted back in the 80’s...

It disappoints me that I can find any relevant photos of my old GOA75E plate.

What a bunch of good old boys! Nice job on the interview Doug.

Nice work on that little guy. Now you can have fun stormin’ the castle on it!

You know what? Screw it, I love it. The world needs cars designed less by silly notions like aerodynamics and crash safety standards, and more moxy and because-I-can attitude. Also, it’s called a crunk. That adds at least a few jalop points in my book.

Jeeesuz. Never got two words in neither.

“The starfish”

Finally- someone in here is talking some sense!