To me it is such a sexist vestigial remain. Like, she wasn’t elected, she isn’t getting paid for the position, but she is still expected to do a whole bunch of work because her husband is President. And people threw a shit-fit when Michelle Obama commented that there should be some kind of compensation for the First…

Also trampolines.

Nothing cements a bond like simulated anal.

I’m 10 weeks pregnant - first time - and that 9 month pic has me *internally screaming*

Frederick Douglass died in 1895.

Trumpelstiltskin undoubtedly has a bulletproof pre-nup and will happily drop her back in Slovenia and cut off all contact with her son; if she doesn’t toe the line and do exactly what she is told

I think it’s interesting to watch a metaphorical infant taking its first steps, and then trash said infant for not being able to run a 40-yard-dash in record time. That, to me, is what this article does.

You will love this lady in Birmingham, then. Not the best picture, but it was CROWDED y’all. ;-)

My favorite from Philly which had NO media coverage.

My fav in Austin.

Word. I had twins. 1. She would look full term by now if she were due in March. 2. She’d probably be on bed rest or at least activity restrictions by now if she were due in March. 3. That’s a burrito.

Here’s the list of kids I think I could love into normalcy if given the chance to foster them:

If it weren’t for Jezebel, I would never know what anyone posted on Instagram ever. You guys really keep me hip!

Heck, if he breaks a window, take it out of his allowance! he should have some literal consequences too.

FUCK THESE FUCKING FUCKERS WITH A FUCK STICK, GET THEM PREGNANT AND MAKE THEM CARRY THE ALIEN FOR THE REST. OF. THEIR. LIVES. MOTHERFUCKERS.

This is very hard for me to share, and thank God this board is anonymous.

I agree with everything you say here, but I am also currently trying to have some thoughtful empathy towards parents right now. And the think I keep coming back to is this: we have not done a good job, as a society, at finding ways to support parents in the difficult job of parenting. In fact, in many ways we have…

I agree 100%. This is a constant point of contention between my husband and me. We were both spanked as children, but for me I can tell you the two times I was spanked as a kid and what I did that got me spanked. He was spanked as a regular form of punishment. He always told me he was on the same page with me in terms…

As someone who was both beaten, kicked, punched to a pulp and “spanked”: it didn’t make ANY FUCKING difference. They were all damaging and assaults on my personhood and value and degrading as FUCK. FUCK YOU for insisting that this is okay with children. Would you non-sexually spank a grown woman?!