"Do I get a falafel if I win?"

"I work out 90 minutes each day!"

I exercise everyday and I swear it makes me look younger!

These workers don't realize how good they have it. At least they have a job.

I find insurance brochures are a better source of morality than the bible.

A lot of christians think people coexisted with dinosaurs, like the Flintstones.

if we relied on the bible (words written by men) for morality, we'd be stoning disobedient children to death.

how bout its treatment of child rapists? That ever give you pause?

I'm inspired by people's overconfidence in their ability to motivate others with their fabricated anecdotes.

Agreed, although they still must be held accountable for their behavior regardless of whatever hostage situation they claim to be in.

nobody forgot about it, except Jared Leto, whom re-educated himself on the subject while doing research for his role. His sudden advocacy for awareness is coincidentally concurrent with his critically acclaimed performance.

No, it's sad actually.

Your progeny will surely thank you for a legacy of intolerance. Grandchildren usually find their family prejudices a source of pride.

It's amusing to see people complicate a painfully obvious subject. And they pat themselves on the back for struggling with it, as if their moral equivocation is admirable.

How much gay porn do you watch?

An immoral god is unworthy of worship, if one indeed legitimately exists.

Yeah. Putting a happy face on homophobic doctrine makes it more palatable, doesn't it? Makes the child rape seem like a distant memory.

Uh, we're still talking about people that believe in zombies, right? The nuances of their theological disagreements seem overshadowed by the embarrassing fact that they worship a zombie.

Well, that does it for me. Dominoes has offered delicious, quality cuisine for many years and for many years I've been a loyal customer. But this is a bridge too far.

-breaking news.