...thought Branch would have a big 2015.

If anyone can speak for how all this senseless shooting has affected him, it’s DeAngelo Russell.

It was a full ton. But Maradona was also on the bus.

“He was mostly invisible on the night.”

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

Stages of me attempting to watch this, illustrated by Prince:

I was at a Q&A that he was doing with Jay last year (it was a podcast) and a young very sweet, seemingly quite vulnerable man stood up to ask a question, and ended up just asking for a hug.

This actually happened in a restaurant!

Our family tradition at Christmas is to go out Christmas Eve for lunch at a greasy spoon, be polite to the server, and leave a $100 tip in cash. It’s kind of selfish, actually— we all get to feel super altruistic, and we race to get out before the server finds the cash and feels like they need to thank us.

In real life, I find the need to preface every positive thing I say about somebody with a paragraph about why I actually don’t like them based on the political opinions I assume they have.

So the Broncos defense tied Jerry Jones’s make up this week for making NFL personalities appear human.

Yeah, he shouldn’t have grabbed/pushed him like that. But Jesus Christ, strength-and-c0nditioning guy, know your place. You’re the coaching equivalent of a long-snapper when it comes to game day. Chill.

I disagree. Getting forcibly pushed back by a 54 year old man is not a good look for a strength coach.

Interesting. I mean, I usually associate mini-rants with Bob Costas.

See, in Australia, the 49ers’ season is swirling down the toilet in the opposite direction.

They keep ringing the bell. They keep ringing it over and over again.

I’m impressed he ate a quarter. Johnny Manziel has yet to show he can even handle a nickel.

So a group of people dominated an area for many years until outsiders moved in, took over everything, and routinely massacred the original inhabitants. Interesting.