Judge Richard M. Berman has nullified the NFL’s four-game suspension of Tom Brady for his roll in the Patriots’ ball deflation scandal.

Turns out, not reimbursing a rookie linebacker for travel expenses can also bring realignment.

“You guys go ahead. I gotta pfast. That Bud Light went right through me.”

Seems like the only time you ever hear about this guy is when there’s a release of some kind.

I understand the platform that we are on. I do. It appears to be wood. With some stairs. And a podium. I understand that. What I can’t, for the life of me, figure out is why there has to be so goddamn many logos back there.

“What are thoooooose?”

Donald Trump on the 1’s and 2’s couldn’t possibly be as bad as Junior Galette on the 1’s and 0’s.

“I’m so sick of this fu——- bu——— you c—-.”

Carmelo: Who should I guard?

The boy asked, “Why, when I needed you most, was there only one set of footprints in the sand?” And Jesus replied, “Because all the other infielders were in the dugout, jerking off.”

It brings up interesting debate. The New York Giants won the Super Bowl. They’re number one. But since then, Jason Pierre Paul has lost his index finger. So, he can’t walk off the field with his index finger raised. Are the Patriots the Super Bowl champions now?

I went 5-11, which seems fitting for the Redskins.

The 2,632 consecutive tweets also served as a nice tribute to Cal Ripken Jr.

...he abruptly left the team to take care of his son.

It’s the only time all season the Cubs will be anywhere near number 1.

Oh great, now the coaches will start abusing women too.

They keep saying he'll go number 1, but if you ask me, he looks a lot closer to type 2.

On the other hand, Trent Richardson shitting his pants every week didn't help his career one bit.

I guess I'm not surprised that an infection caused by fecal matter is spreading among pitchers and catchers.