“He was mostly invisible on the night.”

See, in Australia, the 49ers’ season is swirling down the toilet in the opposite direction.

+1

Boy, is he red-faced.

“You guys go ahead. I gotta pfast. That Bud Light went right through me.”

Holy shit. +1

Unlike Drew Magary, Harrison seems to understand that the guy on the right is just his own mirror image.

All in for Week Forty.®

Lawrence Taylor: How old are you?

This is just disgraceful. Apparently, some of these kids have never even seen a dead body.

Not surprised that Jordan would get carried away with an ®.

You most likely have made your family miserable. Alcoholic maybe. I can just picture you staggering around without a clue of what's going on. Well, guess what? The Knicks don't want you. We already have Andrea Bargnani to do that.

"As with his New York cop role in Safe (his best movie, no offense to this one)."

The best part of this, besides Jenner being able to live freely and openly in the way he identifies himself, is that Kanye West will have two mother-in-laws.

I had a slightly different, but equally insane take: The Hawks have already decided to get rid of Lynch in the offseason, but they can't very well cut ties with the Super Bowl hero who scored the winning touchdown. So, instead, they put it in Wilson's hands. What could possibly go wrong?

Point-One-Six Guard.

Much like he did with Russell Wilson, God is giving this kid a lot to overcome.

He still seems like a selfish player. Everything with him is all ii me me.

Nice. +1

This is risky. If he's not careful, his mouth will go numb, he'll no longer be able to make R sounds and he'll talk like a fucking moron for the rest of his life.