When I was in high school in the early 80s (yes, I'm that old), I went to the same gym as a lot of the Marquette players. Because I was 6'2 and slightly more athletic than the 30-something middle managers who made up most of the gym's membership, I often drew the task of guarding Doc Rivers. And for the most part, I…

In terms Suh will understand, the deal averages a $2.375 million fine for every two games he's suspended without pay.

As usual, he made it about a yard before going down in a heap.

Photographer: Do you want to jump, too?

I'm surprised this information has come to light. Duke doesn't usually get outed until the first weekend of the tournament.

Sure, Wilson could have easily addressed the rumors and absolved Tate, but at this point should we really be shocked that he squandered a Golden opportunity.

Low-class move by Shanahan. You'd never see Pete Carroll throw Russell Wilson under the bus like that. Not anymore. He'd hand him to Lynch and let Lynch carry him under the bus.

I wasn't popular in high school. This was long before the days I could walk up to a random chick and say, "You're with me, leather." I was just Chris Berman, painfully shy 17-year-old virgin. Well, as luck would have it, a girl transferred into our school mid-semester. I could tell she was desperate to be liked. And…

Unlike Drew Magary, Harrison seems to understand that the guy on the right is just his own mirror image.

All in for Week Forty.®

I was walking to my car to drive home after high school. For some reason, I was barefoot. I can't recall why exactly. But as I headed to my car I stepped in a huge pile of dog shit. It was gross, but without anything to wipe off the dog shit right at that moment I thought it could wait. I got in the car and began…

And here is the telling of the story in real time to our staff:

Lawrence Taylor: How old are you?

Good. As a woman and a feminist, I give zero fucks about this ridiculous bullshit arrest. As a basketball fan, I miss GA's insight & humor, and want him back on the air ASAP. To Turner & CBS: Bring Greg back. To Greg: Condolences on the loss of your beloved college coach.

His 32 hours of community service will consist of him not broadcasting the next 16 nationally televised CBS college basketball games.

If there ever was a time to just brush something under the rug... baseball in the inner city was capital DEAD 10 or 15 years ago. These kids did more for baseball than anything short of normalizing relations with Cuba in the past year. These kids reconnected the sport to places where ballfields were dried up and…

I'm not sure there's anything cooler than The Man from Nowhere's fight scene at the end but it's not exactly kung-fu. More gun-fu with hints of kung-fu.

Not surprised that Jordan would get carried away with an ®.

Almost as good as the "Where is Kevin Love?" sign I saw in Cleveland.