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In a touching tribute to the former coach, North Carolina players will be awarded an 83 on any tests they take between now and the end of the season.

A homophobic, racist, fat, white guy. Buffalo may make him their king.

The desk he is sitting in was actually credited with a sack.

"Just copulated with the lightly hirsute Edelman. Earlier at the bacchanalia, he displayed his abdominal brawn to the hoi polloi. Quelle horreur! (of course I mean that ironically) "

Wilson: I don't know what happened. I thought I put the ball there. I don't know though. He cut inside. I don't know if 21 was on top or underneath. I think he just went around him.

Did any Seahawk win more in this game than Marshawn? 102 yards and a TD and the overwhelming opinion that he finishes with 103 yards and 2 TDs - and likely the MVP - if they give him the nut on the goal line. That, combined with his appearance on Conan and his willingness to only bend enough to "not get fined" likely…

These girls are really in a tight spot here. New York is infamous for its lack of hotels.

The best part of this, besides Jenner being able to live freely and openly in the way he identifies himself, is that Kanye West will have two mother-in-laws.

Well, she certainly appears to be properly inflated.

Why do you routinely insist on clouding the issues with facts, sir? You are obviously unfamiliar with Kinja, and politics.

Later, his coaching staff got in the act by laying an egg of their own.

I like the cut of your jib

I had a slightly different, but equally insane take: The Hawks have already decided to get rid of Lynch in the offseason, but they can't very well cut ties with the Super Bowl hero who scored the winning touchdown. So, instead, they put it in Wilson's hands. What could possibly go wrong?

The thought isn't unreasonable when you factor in that Seahawks management was going to meet with Lynch to discuss his contract, which usually means they'd ask him to take a pay cut or face being released. The last thing Seattle management wanted was Lynch having the additional leverage in the discussions of being…

In a year dominated by Adrian Peterson stories, it was probably fitting that the season ended with a collective fan base getting hit in the nuts with a stick.

The weirdest part about the play, and the result, was that it made it seem like God wasn't even watching the game.

"You hear that word, you've got to walk out of the room," Garsh said. "Distance yourself."

As usual, Sherman was just blowing a lot of hot air. Thankfully, the Patriots' footballs were nowhere near the conference room at the time.

And here I thought jump shots were Jennings' Achilles.